Our first night apart, I woke and, being accustomed to the structural fact that, after exiting my bedroom, the following entrance would normally be the bathroom - I directly entered my sister's new room, pulled down my pajama bottoms,sat on her bed and...relieved myself... Now, I knew at some point during my sleepy stroll into the hallway what was about to go DOWN...I took my ass-kicking with a smile.
I found a new friend in music to fill the gaping hole my sister left when that "wall" was erected. That wall was to be, in retrospect, the driving force behind what lead me to my kindred sibling....Rock and Roll. The deafening silence that now filled my room had to be replaced with something, as the arguments and hair-pulling were suddenly brought to a screeching halt.
All the musical icons I worshiped have been the kind of maniacal fiends to acheive greatness via persistant acts of lechery through the perversion of modern social standing and current acceptable etiquette.
In other words, Self-important, over-indulgent bundles of JOY!!
I've decided to stick to a presumably good thing for now so, the following are my TOP 5 Favorite Rock and Roll Messes...
A dedication to my 5 year old self, and anyone else who has ever peed on another out of frustration.
Now these guys are the poster boys for depravity,excess,and indulgence by means of punk rock , drugs, and alcohol. All at the same time being enlightened political activists through their craft. Quick-witted and defiant front man Fat Mike never fails to insult his audience (when I saw them at H.O.B. in Dallas a few years ago, Mike graciously took the time to point out a very large, shirtless, man, proclaiming his desire to tit fuck him). With a genuine disgust for the U.S. government, on and off-stage sparkling antics and an aversion for the rapidly decreasing I.Q. level of our nation, they inspire a general feeling of abandon during live shows. This band has got my money anytime.
OH YEAH....I went there. I won't bore anyone with the stories we all know and have heard regurgitated a thousand times. If you don't know why this man is on this list I challenge you to inspect the dirt beneath you, pry the giant fucking rock from above, and go get yourself a clue kid !!
In my opinion, the unsung heroes of my generation. I could write (and very well may) an entire article about these guys, but in this context, I'll direct you to the picture to the left and, the video below. :)
CAUTION: This would probably be a good time to tell you kids that I'm not easily offended, and sometimes have a very dark sense of humor. If you are such a person...DO NOT LISTEN TO THE FOLLOWING SONG! (This means you mom.) Albeit the tamest song of his I could find online.
Most people (females in particular) would recoil at the very IDEA of enjoying G.G.
But......I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!! (i'm ALMOST embarrassed)
This guy is the epitome of "What a piece of SHIT! Hey man, come check this out! What a DOUCHBAG! Go get everybody...they GOTTA hear this!!"
Famous for his disgusting stage performances and sexually off-putting (this is putting it lightly) lyrics, G.G. Allin was every parents nightmare (He was on Geraldo and Jerry Springer for Christ's sake!).
P.S. His father was so whacked that G.G.'s birth name was ...yup ... "JESUS CHRIST ALLIN". No wonder....
Oh and by the way, most of his videos on YOUTUBE are preambled with the you must be 18 yadda yadda yadda.
You might have been sufficiently warned.